3&F Mission Statement

First and foremost, we at Third and Forever need to issue a formal apology for the misinformation being disseminated on my Facebook profile. Apparently, an intern here at Third and Forever, LLC. with either a wild sense of humor or terrible grammer felt the need to mistype the name of this blog as thirdandforever.blogspot.com. In fact, as you loyal readers know, the actual site is thirdandforver.blogspot.com, which is a reference to the address of our corporate headquarters (at the corner of Third St. and Forver Ave. in beautiful Missoula, Montana). We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience. This error was pointed out by Follower #2 Kristen, who has a passion for grammer. For her diligence she will receive 20% off in the Third and Forever online store, be sure to check it out for all your mouse pad and customized cuff link needs.

Second, from here on in when we reference this site, we will refer to ourselves as 3&F in the written form. When discussing the site with devout followers and potential readers face to face, we will still refer to the site in third person as 'Third and Forever' and will refuse to use the first person pronouns such as I, us, or we (Kristen, if this is also grammatically incorrect please post an appropriate comment with corrections). We're pretty ethnocentric here at 3&F and are pretty pleased with our product so we have no problem referring to ourselves in the third person more than Ricky Henderson at a Ricky Henderson convention.

Third, like any worthwhile organization, we here at 3&F have a detailed mission statement which informs interweb surfers like yourself of our goals, beliefs, ideals, and uh well... our mission. Some organizations have mission statements that are numerous paragraphs and cover on a litany of subjects the group hopes to address. More acute parties will have their proclamation widdled down to a few sentences, while still being able to convey their point. We are probably more to the side of the latter. Below you will find 3&F's Corporate Mission Statement:

"At Third and Forever, LLC. we promise our fans, employees, and shareholders, that we will never
rest in the endeavor of attempting to pick up chicks, while working our hardest to leave the smallest
carbon footprint possible during our time in operation."

There you have it folks, sorry we weren't able to get that up in our initial post. After reading that, you're probably saying to yourself, "Wow, that's really commendable that they're that committed to the environment." Well, it's true. At 3&F, our first and foremost concern (after picking up lots of lovely ladies of course) is to protect the environment. For example, our office is completely paperless....almost. Instead we use the most high tech computers that contain insane amounts of such environmentally friendly elements as mercury, lead, chromium, etc. That's just our little gift to Mother Earth, after we've left the bar and quit hitting on tons of broads. Thanks for your time, talk soon!